Happy Mother’s Day, Gilties! Whether you are a mommy to an actual human, or just a fur-momma like myself, we are all kinds of amazing and deserve to be celebrated today and everyday. Mother’s Day is just hours away and I have a sneaking suspicion that Coco got me nothing. Again. She did, however, vomit on the carpet this morning, so that was sweet I guess. Ehm.
As you guys know, I am freakishly obsessed with my tiny mother and consider her to be one of my closest friends. She is too precious not to be, honestly. It’s hard to deny something so miniature. I tell her wayyy too many things, she never judges me too harshly(except for one incident in high school involving Cool World, Hooters in Greenville and teenage boy drivers), and she always laughs at my jokes. Those are really the only two things you need to do to get me to love you. If you also love wine and tolerate cats, let’s just move in together, okay? My mini-mom is very active, which explains a few of these options, but I think anyone would be a lucky motha’ to receive all or one of the following:
1. MAT BAG / 2. HAT / 3. WATER BOTTLE / 4. PINEAPPLE TOTE / 5. LEGGINGS + MATCHING TOP / 6. SCARF / 7. PUMPS / 8. NECKLACE / 9. ARM CANDY / 10. LIP TINT
While we’re talking jewels, why not throw in a free month subscription to Rocksbox? Don’t forget that my code: giltyaschargedxoxo will you get you just that! Grab one for yourself while you’re at it, you’re a pretty cool kid to own. Hope you all have the best day! Hug your momma tight.
